Underneath D moon, underneath D stars
Here's a sweet heart just 4 U
Up above D world, up above it all
Here's a hand to hold UR Hand
At Heart all True
D best thing in lyf is wen Girlfriend gets angry wid u, n say, i wil nvr talk 2 u.
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Stil d prsn cums back 2 u juz 2 inform-mai gussa hun.!!
Best SMS for best friend ever:
True friends may not be able to give their life for U.
But,
They can definitely giv ur life back to U, when U think U have lost it.
Unknown call on a guys mobile. A girl speaks. best funny sms 2013
Girl: do u have a girlfriend?
Man: yes who r u?
Girl: your wife jaldi ghar aa kaminey
Another unknown call comes
Girl: do you have a girlfriend?
Man: no who r you?
Girl: your girlfriend you cheat
Man: sorry darling i thought u r my wife
Girl: teri wife hi hoon aaj tu bas ghar aa ja
Lakho Me 1 Ho Aap
Sweet Me Cake Ho Aap
DiL k Nek Ho Aap
Hr Dost Ko Overtake Ho Aap
Apse Koi Rista Tod Nhi Skte Hum
Qki Mere Apno Me 1 Ho Aap
Best Thought:-
Khushi Ke Liye kuchh KaroGe Toh,
Khushi Shayad Na Mile,
Lekin Khush Hoke Kuchh KaroGe Toh,
Khushi Zarur Milegi..!!
Muskan Ka Koi Mol Nahi Hota,
Kuchh Rishto Ka Tol Nahi Hota,
Dost To Mil Jate Hai Har Raste Par,
Lekin Har Koi Aapki Tarah ~``Anmol``~ Nhi Hota.!!
ek makhkhi ganje aadmi k sir pe baithi thi,
dusre ne kaha- wah! Kya ghar mila tujhe,
1st makhkhi- nahi re, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai.
tanhai to tanhai hoti hai,
apna farz jarur ada karti hai,
pyar ki trah bewafa nahi hoti,
zindgi bhar k liye saath rahti hai.
Phool Se Pahle Khushbu Ko To Dekho,
Karne Se Pahle Kaam Ko Dekho,
Kisi k Roop Me Diwana Na Bano,
Surat Se Pahle Uske DiL Ko To Dekho.!!
best Love song by a software engineer very funny must read -
kal jab mile the....
To dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
Your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+ del kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye....
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke i don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space. Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho server down
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