telugu sms--Sachinollu

Jagarthaga step by step chudu
1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0
Kopam vachindi kada!
Sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu

Jagarthaga step by step chudu1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0Kopam vachindi kada!Sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu ----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--allari koduku

dad:entira me mummy monanga kurchundi

son:mummy naku Lip stick adigindi nenu Fevi Stick ichanu..

dad:entira me mummy monanga kurchundison:mummy naku Lip stick adigindi nenu Fevi Stick ichanu.. ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--teacher vs. student

teacher:students in the final xms everybody should get 75% marks...
student:we r trying 4 100% sir!
teacher:r u joling?
student:nee yabba! joke evadra mundu start chesindi?

teacher:students in the final xms everybody should get 75% marks...student:we r trying 4 100% sir!teacher:r u joling?student:nee yabba! joke evadra mundu start chesindi? ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--body of some birds

ne kallu nemali kallu
ne mukku chilaka mukku
ne nadaka hamsa nadaka
ne palukulu kokila ganam
yameto okkati manisi polika ledhu. zoo ki try cheya 

ne kallu nemali kallune mukku chilaka mukkune nadaka hamsa nadakane palukulu kokila ganamyameto okkati manisi polika ledhu. zoo ki try cheya ----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--joke sms

teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
student : Zeebra
teacher : yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi

teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?student : Zeebrateacher : yela?Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--Telugu SMS Joke

oka abbai valla nannatho antunnadu nanna nenu 10th pass aiethe naku yemisthav?
Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. doctorni chestanu
Koduku : Mari Fail aiethe?
Nanna : Boledu Cycle tetchi estanu
Koduku : ???
Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni chestanu

oka abbai valla nannatho antunnadu nanna nenu 10th pass aiethe naku yemisthav?Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. doctorni chestanuKoduku : Mari Fail aiethe?Nanna : Boledu Cycle tetchi estanuKoduku : ???Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni chestanu----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--SMS FOR EXAM for mator

Basha-1 subjt chadivithe anni subjts chadivi nattu Narasimha-athiga chadive aadadi athi ga copy kotte magadu pass ainatu charitra lo ledu. Baba-chadivindi gorantha chadavalsindi kondantha. shivaji-naanna pandule ipudu chaduvuthai simham xam roju chaduvutundi. Arunachalam-aa lecturer bhodhisthadu e arunachalam vini vadilesthadu. Sridhar-nuv chadavanidi exam lo rakunda podu chadivindi ennatiki gurturadu

Basha-1 subjt chadivithe anni subjts chadivi nattu Narasimha-athiga chadive aadadi athi ga copy kotte magadu pass ainatu charitra lo ledu. Baba-chadivindi gorantha chadavalsindi kondantha. shivaji-naanna pandule ipudu chaduvuthai simham xam roju chaduvutundi. Arunachalam-aa lecturer bhodhisthadu e arunachalam vini vadilesthadu. Sridhar-nuv chadavanidi exam lo rakunda podu chadivindi ennatiki gurturadu----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--Shabda Pollution

Teacher: Oray naga, shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali raa?
Naga(Student): Chevulu moosukovali saar

Teacher: Oray naga, shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali raa?Naga(Student): Chevulu moosukovali saar----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--DEPRESSED ENGINEERING STUDENT

A DEPRESSED ENGG STUDENT WENT 2 RAILWAY TRACK 4 SUCIDE. TRAIN IS COMING CLOSR & CLOSER BUT HE STUDENLY CAME OUT OF TRACK & SAID AMMO!!

REPU ASSIGNMENT

SUBMIT CHEYALI.

A DEPRESSED ENGG STUDENT WENT 2 RAILWAY TRACK 4 SUCIDE. TRAIN IS COMING CLOSR & CLOSER BUT HE STUDENLY CAME OUT OF TRACK & SAID AMMO!!REPU ASSIGNMENTSUBMIT CHEYALI. ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--wife and husband

wife: abba endukandi na medadu thintaru

husband: cha urko e vvaryna chuste nijame anukuntaru, leni medadunu ela thintanu

wife: abba endukandi na medadu thintaruhusband: cha urko e vvaryna chuste nijame anukuntaru, leni medadunu ela thintanu----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--The king

Mahamanthri: maharaja yuddaniki siddam avamani pakka deshapu raju sms pampadu. reply emani pampamanduru prabu..?
Maharaju: sms sending feild ani thippi pampu..!

Mahamanthri: maharaja yuddaniki siddam avamani pakka deshapu raju sms pampadu. reply emani pampamanduru prabu..?Maharaju: sms sending feild ani thippi pampu..! ----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--Funny day

College stating day
boy:ni peru enti .?
girl: nannu andaru "akka" ani pilustharu.
Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru "bava" ani pilustharu

College stating dayboy:ni peru enti .?girl: nannu andaru "akka" ani pilustharu.Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru "bava" ani pilustharu----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--Just fun

Oka ammai undedi,
roju chusedi,
chusthu navvedi,
navvuthu pata paadedi,
paaduthu siggu padedi,
nenu anukunna prema ani,
tharuvatha thelisindi pichhidani...!

Oka ammai undedi,roju chusedi,chusthu navvedi,navvuthu pata paadedi,paaduthu siggu padedi,nenu anukunna prema ani,tharuvatha thelisindi pichhidani...!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--godava

oka intlo kodalu atta godava padutuntaru pakkinti ayana vacchi era me vallu kotladutunte nuv evari pakka nilchuntavu goda pakka ra

oka intlo kodalu atta godava padutuntaru pakkinti ayana vacchi era me vallu kotladutunte nuv evari pakka nilchuntavu goda pakka ra----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--coffee joke

ram hotel ku veltdau
ram:barer oka coffee tesukara.
baraer:50/-sir
ram:ne bonda eduru shop lo 50ps antadu
barer:adi ne bonda adi xerox center adi xerox copy....hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa

ram hotel ku veltdauram:barer oka coffee tesukara.baraer:50/-sirram:ne bonda eduru shop lo 50ps antadubarer:adi ne bonda adi xerox center adi xerox copy....hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa ----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--Telugu: Good Morning Funny sms

Neeku  ninna Morning

nunchi  oka Vishayam  cheppalani anukunna kani

ela cheppalo naku theliyayadam ledu

Kani cheppakunda undalenu

Mari feel avakudadu.

Ademante Good Morning!

Keep Smiling.....

Neeku ninna Morningnunchi oka Vishayam cheppalani anukunna kaniela cheppalo naku theliyayadam leduKani cheppakunda undalenuMari feel avakudadu.Ademante Good Morning!Keep Smiling....----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

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telugu joke sms--maghadheera sms

SHARE KHAN: 100 msg lu receive chesukogala dheerudiva nuvvu?

Bhirava: Manchi Manchi msg lu enchukuni maree pampu.

ShareKhan: Vatini Pampiste nee Inbox saripotunda?

Bhirava: Okati kadu Share Khan 100 msglu Oke sari pampu!

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pls feel free to comment below thanks

SHARE KHAN: 100 msg lu receive chesukogala dheerudiva nuvvu?Bhirava: Manchi Manchi msg lu enchukuni maree pampu.ShareKhan: Vatini Pampiste nee Inbox saripotunda?Bhirava: Okati kadu Share Khan 100 msglu Oke sari pampu! -*-pls feel free to comment below thanks----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

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telugu joke sms--telugu funny sms

Ninnu marchipodamani Bar kelli Mandhukottanu.
Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu kaani
ninnu kadhu.Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam.

Ninnu marchipodamani Bar kelli Mandhukottanu.Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu kaanininnu kadhu.Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--Telangana Style wedding card:

Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi

Telangana Style wedding card:'LAGGAM PILUPU'Maa pedda poradu Chi:EllaiahChi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

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telugu sms--telugu joke sms

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is...TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." SMS JokesTEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokesTEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

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